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This is crazy. Someone came up with a Lil Wayne dis record to the tune of Crank Dat, imitating Jay-Z's voice, flow, and all. It's really creative. It's one of my YouTube favorites now.
The song is now available for download at:
www.myspace.com/crazyworldseries
It's Jay-Z's turn to Crank It!!!
Lyrics:
OPENING CHORUS
(Jay-Z)
Hovi Baby getting dough/
Since the 80's. Didn't know?/
Jigga be spitting that wicked flow/
A nigga rich now. I ain't gotta dip the po/
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
VERSE 1
(Jay-Z)
Call me Jiggaman/
Couple years ago a nigga had to Kill-a-Cam/
I'm still the man, 96 shit, fly shit/
Hustler, rapper, turned business man/
Had the number one spot on your TV's man/
Tried to replace me with Lil Weezy fam/
He never pushed bedrock, ever held a bread knot/
His album's luke warm, my shit's red hot/
Oh, Weezy you gon be another dred shot/
No casket, only thing left was a dredlock/
It's them Roca Boys, we got a lotta toys/
For you little kids talking shit and making noise/
On the real, I mean look at the lad/
Money wanna be from Brooklyn bad/
American Gangster, track 3/
Only nigga spitting crack on the shit was me/
J to the A to the Y to the Z/
R-E-S-P-E-C-T...me/
Nigga get up out your seat/
And crank dat Jiggaman shit with me/
CHORUS
Hovi Baby getting dough/
Since the 80's. Didn't know?/
Jigga be spitting that wicked flow/
A nigga rich now. I ain't gotta dip the po/
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
VERSE 2
Got the crown, fuck a fitted cap/
(Waiter) Champagne from Lil Wayne (Jay-Z) Send it back/
I only did the track to show he was wack/
What's the verdict? I did just that/
Hit chicks from the back and let that be that/
Weezy eat birds like Sylvester The Cat/
He's a lover, soft as rubber/
Peep how this nigga stole my album covers/
Volume 1...Look at this shit!/
Volume 2...Look at this shit!/
Ain't this a bitch/
Nigga can't shut his fucking mouth cause it's all wrapped round my dick/
By the way, no homo. For all you slow folk/
This ain't a diss, this a promo/
I'll make him famous, he's an anus/
Crank dat shit everytime you play this/
CHORUS (X4)
Hovi Baby getting dough/
Since the 80's. Didn't know?/
Jigga be spitting that wicked flow/
A nigga rich now. I ain't gotta dip the po/
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
Watch me hehehehehheh....CRANK DAT JIGGAMAN!!
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